Splooge Guards

What is Splooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

J J

1. a hand rolled smoking stick containing illegal substances but rolled by J to make it a J J "are we havin a J J?..

Taylon

1. a hot chick from kotzebue. she is the bombbest girl around. loves to hang with the guys. not a SLUT. your a hoe check that taylon out,..

Mobem

1. When using your mobile phone as a modem to surf away on the internet with your laptop. Can the iPhone 3G be used as a mobem? See mobil..

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