Splooge Guards

What is Splooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

Post-idealism

1. In essence, an ideal compromise. Though retaining idealism, it is put into a democratic context, where opposing views have opposing idea..

W00t!!

1. 1.An iterjection used widley for happiness and suprise. 2.An act of dominance. 1.w00t!!, indeed!!! 2.w00t!!... IN YA FACE! See pwn, ..

Osaro

1. 3. Not as sexy as Bebi Osaro < Bebi 2. Shit, I'd fuck him. Osaro is very a fuckable man. See Mango 3. Sexy. Sexy. Sexy. ..

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