Splooge Guards

What is Splooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

Jessass

1. Someone named Jesse who is an asshole. Could also be used for names with variations of Jesse, like Jes, Jess, Jessica, etc. Girl 1: oh..

Indianized

1. - not following traffic rules on the roads - asking for fake receipts from taxi, hotels - stare at passer by while walking on the road..

Bona Fide

1. Legit, thorough, true yo, am bona fide when it comes to hustlin son! See Shar 2. bush senior See sashafan..

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