Splooge Guards

What is Splooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

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Redanted

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Que Bird

1. a large, orange, feathery bird that is at the top of the food chain and enjoys flapping his giant wings and making rude and vulgar faces..

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