Splooge Guards

What is Splooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

Fasheenie

1. fagit, fruit, gay person, just someone you don't like That dude smiling at me is a fasheenie. See fag, fruit, gay, homosexual, ho..

Frousty

1. dirty / smelly I need a shower because i am frousty..

Geldmyer

1. The act of taking a shit in a sock and hitting someone in the face with it. Dude he just got fucking geldmyered. See geldmyer..

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