Splooge Guards

What is Splooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

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