Splooge Humps

What is Splooge Humps?

When u Jizz on a Girls Stomach then ride the ripples ("humps") with your beer belly and floppy wang.

I was gonna blow my load in Suzie on Middle Beach, but decided to ride them "Splooge Humps" instead.

See jizz, fuck, pearl necklace, whore

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