Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

See splooge, machine, cum, masturbation

Dougboehme

1. (verb) to vehemently defend superior technology to the uninformed He DougBoehmed about Eclipse, the XBox 360, and the Pocket PC. See d..

Jambamman

1. Nickname for a man who believes he's tough Oh, look it's JAMBAMMAN to the rescue!" See nickname, tough, joe, rescue, ma..

Isalha

1. 'Ask her' in arabic. It can only be said to males. Guy: Wheres my thong? Pikachu: Isalha See ask, her, male, talk, pikachu ..

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