Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

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Yfr

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Righetti

1. to bullshit Ramy Eid Yeah I can't believe he pulled a righetti and told me Chris Kuchar joined the circus. See The Bump..

Monopolyman

1. A dickgirl with a rash on its cock and mono He was gonna hit it, but it turned out she was a monopolyman..

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