Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

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Underhang

1. i) The visible portion of a woman's vulva, from behind, when she bends over. ii) The amount the vulva protrudes (sticks out) downw..

Zip Job

1. a zip job is a hand job through the pants ex: "she just gave me a sick zip job under the table at thanksgiving, I sure was thankfu..

Brighton Shuffle

1. When one of two sexual partners proceeds to empty their bowels on the other who is laying on their back. The chosen defecator erforms a..

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