Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

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Roflmnao

1. means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Naughty Ass Off! 1: hey dude, have you heard the new joke? 2: no. 1: neither did I! 2: ROFLMNAO! ..

Meal Chucker

1. cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers. "Did..

Adda

1. Another Dysfunctional Disorder of Anna, named after the unfortunate person who was the first to become 'profesionally' diagnos..

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