What is Splooge Machine?
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one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
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Tangled mass of hair that is created in the area between your anus and scrotum due to poor wiping, sweat, hygene, and/or rigorous physic..