Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

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Zatang

1. noun. unusually flashy, gaudy dude, those pants of yours are too zatang! You want to dance with the country dude with those zatang gla..

Fishback

1. While having your anus eaten out by your partner, she reaches around and fingers you. She loves getting the fishback done to her. See ..

Guito

1. A derogatory term for a person of Italian decent, usually those who try to be a stereotypical American-Italian. Similar to racial slurs ..

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