Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

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Damn Fine Broad

1. some fit as fuck woman, usualy over the age of 70 ooooh boy, look at dem damn fine broads coming our way, oh shit man, i bust a nut!..

Bolas

1. Spanish for balls. (Upon getting into a cold swimming pool and having the water kiss the underside of your scrotus): Aaah, mis bolas! ..

Boybland

1. (Boibland) A nerdor geek of the male persuasion with a backward mind and a tendency to dribble on himself. These simplecreatures are ra..

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