Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

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Vagne

1. Vaginal acne. Simple as that. I was all excited to pound the bitch and then I saw the vagne. See vagina, acne, backne, cunt, pussy, s..

Emothetic

1. To be sympathetic to emo people; to sympathize with their "plight". "you're and emophobe" "well you&apos..

Asscial Tissue

1. A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tiss..

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