Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

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Ingaged

1. 1) A proposal to marry between blood relatives 2) Preamble to inbreeding Jack proposed to Jill, his sister, and the two became ingaged..

Quassock

1. Stupid cunt in Yorkshire. Brian is a steaming great quassock!!! 1. Stupid cunt in Yorkshire. Brian is a steaming great quassock!!!..

Scrubchaw

1. one who is a complete loser in everything he or she does. Jeff, you are such a scrubchaw because you suck at everything. See nathan..

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