What is Splooge Machine?
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one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
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Of astonshing stature or worth, of first quality, a state of excellence.
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When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
I love this tea, its so yummy
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