What is Splooge Machine?
1.
one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
See
Random Words:
1.
Sexually expressing the word enthusiastic. Used by people who are thinking about other things while speaking enthusiastically.
Lauren &..
1.
word refering to someone when they piss you off combining similar qualities as those of hoe,bitch,or asswipemonly used when you've ..
