Splooge Machine

What is Splooge Machine?

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

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Haddock

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Bakakim

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Shilaklak

1. Jennifer's Boyfriend I went on a date with shilaklak (click click)..

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