Splooge Shower Edit Meaning

1. One who feels the seat after a person has gotten up "Dude did you just see that guy yaple her seat?" See murph, douche, douc..

1. The inability to complete a task that should be simple and straightforward. The old asian woman ramutahandjobed her attempt to merge on..

1. Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are s..