What is Splooge Wound?
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When a long sexual dry spell is brought to a victorious end by emptying two swollen ball-sacks worth of splooge with such velocity as to cause injury or mutation.
a good example of some responses to a fairly serious case of splooge wounding is as follows:
girlfriend: 'holy shit that facial broke my nose'
boyfriend: 'haha...thats a marvelous splooge wound'
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