Splooge Wound

What is Splooge Wound?

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When a long sexual dry spell is brought to a victorious end by emptying two swollen ball-sacks worth of splooge with such velocity as to cause injury or mutation.

a good example of some responses to a fairly serious case of splooge wounding is as follows:

girlfriend: 'holy shit that facial broke my nose'

boyfriend: 'haha...thats a marvelous splooge wound'

See sex, splooge, cum, spunk, injury, pain, mutation, facial
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