Sploogemonkey

What is Sploogemonkey?

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.

"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."

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Spizzanks

1. The new alternative to thanks or spanks. Used primarily when others do nice things for you. Adds a little fo shizzle to your daily diz..

Fauxspensive

1. Seemingly expensive. Inexpensive, but appearing to be expensive, designer, etc. OMG, those Payless stilettos are totally fauxspensive! ..

Zhang Fei

1. General of the Three Kingdoms era of China. Extremely strong man with a short temper, Zhang Fei was a frighting warrior to his enemies. ..

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