Splooie Contest

What is Splooie Contest?

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

See circle jerk, flong your dong, beat your pud, fag, faggot, poofter

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