What is Sploosh?
1.
sploosh is another word for jizz
I like it when you sploosh in my eye.
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2.
a smoothie but better Made with:
1 peach
1 bannanna
1/2 cup SCD Homemade yogart
1/4 cup honey
Like on Holes were Zero and caveman survive stranded in a desert under a boat. All they have is Sploosh to eat and drink.
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3.
A clear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at a high velocity. Sploosh starts out as a sperm in the testicles travels up the vas deferens and proceeds out the tip of the penis. This event can be highly pleasurable. Many women will fake an orgasm just to get a man to "sploosh".
"Yo dawg, Logan just totally splooshed Taylor"
"Man Billy wasn't so sure if he wanted to sploosh Erica"
"I saw a video online of a guy splooshing on a girls face...she liked it!"
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4.
1) Sound made by the "squid-game" on Windfall Island, in "The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker". The guy makes the sound when you miss one of the squids (The sound of a cannonball hitting water-surface).
2) Thing to say, when you have absolutely nothing to say ("Splooosh!")
"Sploosh"
"Sploosh
"broeagh" (explosion sound)
5.
To drop somthing into the toilet
Man, I just made a huge sploosh in the toilet!
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6.
to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."
I can't sploosh. It takes too long.
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7.
When taking a shit and the water splashes up to your asshole. Very relieving when you have
Dude I just had a huge fireholer and I almost cheered when I go the sploosh
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