What is Sploot?
1.
Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.
Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.
OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.
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2.
A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.
Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!
She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!
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3.
Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.
Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford
"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"
"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"
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4.
To leave tread marks in one's underwear
Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!
5.
the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.
I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.
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6.
As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."
DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!
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7.
An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.
I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman
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