Splootch Edit Meaning

1. The highest form of nobba. Someone who does/says very very stupid things constantly. Often accompanied by falling over a lot, laughing ..

1. a. verb. to nonchalantly cuddle with someone, when one feels lonely or cold. b. adjective. to be referred to as someone's "c..

1. Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit. "Oh no forgot the keys in the car..