What is Splork?
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Splork is a punk rock band from Richmond, Virgina, United States. Formed in 2008 with 4 members (Wendy, Phil, Michael, Phil) their first official release was a Christmas single titled "Eat my Fruitcake".
I got hit in the head with a stuffed animal at a Splork show.
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When browsing the Internet: To accidentally close a browser page you wanted open. Generally meaning you'll have to go back to Google and re-search the term over and figure out which link was the page you wanted. Happens often when you have multiple pages up and inadvertently close the one you wanted. Also applies to accidentally closing documents without saving them.
Hmm, let me close these other pages and go back to the Ferrari wallpaper site. Aw crap, I just splorked myself!
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3.
a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.
Ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? Say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. Everything will feel better afterward.
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4.
to ejaculate or an ejaculate
No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself
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stupid spasticated spoon fork)
OMFG PPLSUQBAWLZ OWN J00 N00B. If you look at him again i will have to rip your face off with my splork.
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When you eat to much acid and think a blob is chasing you all the time.
keenan quit being such a splork.
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Verb-In-A-Verb, verb or action of a game created by four boys. To splork is to fend of a Bang and to send to one other player. The Bang is to shoot a fictitious bullet-thing from a Uni-Ball pen.
My friend Banged me but i quickly splorked him.
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