Splort

What is Splort?

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

See meredith

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

See plort, slort, explode, head, cute, cuteness, lolcats, cheezburger

Ivany

1. an adjective used to describe a very cocky person, or someone who brags A LOT! That guy brags so much about his basket-ball skills, he&..

Throne Messenger

1. The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save va..

Pimp Cut

1. The percentage of money owed to a pimp from his hoe. Fundo wasn't getting his pimp cut, so he had to choke a bitch. See percentag..

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