Splort

What is Splort?

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

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Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

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Kraning

1. to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, t..

Quizzify

1. One of the highest scoring words in Scrabble. Get it on a triple word score and you're minted "I just scored a f***ing milli..

Quakered

1. A term used to describe hard beating. Used often in video games in place of "raped". Wow that kid just got quakered. Get quak..

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