Splort

What is Splort?

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

See meredith

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

See plort, slort, explode, head, cute, cuteness, lolcats, cheezburger

Zekeing

1. The act of ejaculating too early. Possibly within 5 seconds. Serge: I felt bad for zekeing on Nimet last night. See zeke, zekeing, spe..

12:01

1. It is the time you get out of prison. "my friend will come pick me up out of prison at 12:01 am because that is the time they let ..

Jewelery Box

1. The female version of "the family jewels" "she just took that baseball to her jewelery box, ouch that's gotta hurt..

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