What is Splort?
1.
the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis
Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.
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2.
Head-exploding cuteness.
*seez widdle floofy lolcat*
*SPLORT*
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A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).
Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!
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