Splort

What is Splort?


1.

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

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2.

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

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