What is Splortched?
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Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.
"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"
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