What is Splortched?
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Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.
"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"
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To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.
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Glob Of Load... Gooey Substance sometimes found in eyes, or on the face/chest area. can also be found in the shower drain, or undies.
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