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1. When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them. One on her face and one on you..

1. A nicer less aggressive way of saying 'owned'. ownies (c)2000 fear..

1. When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful. I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she l..