What is Splotong?
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Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.
Pronounced SPLOW-TONG
Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..
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