Splu

What is Splu?


1.

the speech flu, when one becomes sick on the day she or he has to give a speech

Katie: Where where you yesterday?

Kali: I got a case of the splu.

See speech, flu, sick, hate, splue

2.

(n.) the fictional ailment suffered by OLP sophmores when they have a speech the next day and haven't memorized a fucking thing

also spelled splue

Mom I can't go to school today, I have the splu

See splue, flu, olp


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