Splud

What is Splud?

A wet spud. Useful for throwing.

A threw a splud at Stan's head yesterday, it squelched.'

An old British exclamation. A shortening of "god's blood." Similar to streuth which is an abbreviation of "god's truth."

Oh splud I just shot my brother!

See shit, crap, streuth, omg

Infant Assault

1. 1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age. 2) The act of punching a baby. 3) The destru..

I Ain't Wearin' One

1. This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to g..

Pro-life Heist

1. Someone who claims to be pro-life (anti-abortion) then murders someone connected to abortion. Girl getting the procedure, doctor perform..

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