Splumph Edit Meaning

1. Chit Chat.. but in a different form. Him: What you doing? Her: Nothing much. chitty chatty...

1. vagina, fanny, cunt (according to crazy Kiwi birds....) "she shoved it up her japsi" See japsi, cunt, fanny, vag, pissflaps..

1. The art of slapping ones penis against the cheeks of a friendly lady on her knees. Best performed whilst drunk and with a good sort. w..