Splumpkin

What is Splumpkin?


1.

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

2.

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman

dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin

See anal, dick, shit, dump, poop


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