Splund

What is Splund?


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A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists ghouls and other monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming.

Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.

Oh dear! The Splund has returned! The trap door must have been left open. In order to kill him, we must pop him with a large pin.

See splund, pink, fat, ghoul, spherical, tongue, laughter, burk


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