What is Splunk?
1.
the sound of getting exactly what you want.
Will was looking for 'tranny porn', and -- *splunk* -- google found it for him!
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2.
fornication in the location of nature
usually involves tree branches and rocks
i totally splunked a mountian man last week
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3.
1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull
2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"
Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"
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4.
it accually means cave exploring
but i guess it works w/all the other definitions cause it sounds dirty
lets go splunk
eww fag
no its cave exploring
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5.
to fall onto a couch or bed in an extreemly lazy manner with little or no energy expended
After that history test friday, I just went home and splunked.
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6.
not the act of cave exploring, actually the noise of a big terd hitting the water in the toilet. these terds usually clog it
Damn my terd was so huge it felt like it was leavin me sideways! i knew it was huge when i heard it splunk
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7.
Ejaculation Fluids that come out of a penis and,(or) vagina
i splunked on her face as she grabed her titties
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