Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

Omfwtg

1. "Oh my fuck what the God?" Used to announce a ones incomprehension or boredom. Bishop to rook etc blah blah 1337 hax0r w00t ..

Russian Quaker

1. Quaker oats with kahlua added to taste. See White Russian. Yo, this russian quaker is part of a balanced breakfast. See white, russian..

Doopa Spelunker

1. One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area. "My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night..

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