Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

Fire One In Her

1. To describe the act of screwing a lady. "Guess what Dan I met your mum last night. Ended up taking her back to the supermarket toi..

Puss Monkey

1. One who likes to pick at themselves or others like a monkey and eat puss. If I lick it off the mirror does that make me a puss monkey? ..

Stuffin The Duffel Bag

1. when you fist fuck a girls pussy and ass at the same time. she is all stretched out. i was stuffin the duffel bag last night. See ass ..

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