Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

W00tersc00ter

1. A veriable on w00t.. just to say something is cool. Originally from CS. Guy 1: I gave him a friggin headshot! Guy 2: w00tersc00ter!11!..

'twon't

1. a contraction of "it will not" with a ye olde flavour to it *looks over the blueprint for a cat-throwing machine* nah, &apos..

Venegence

1. The act of stealing an object of someone else's and calling it Karma. Usually, this is started by one stupid person, and continued ..

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