Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

Yum Yum Chops

1. Really good porkchops Mom: What do you want for dinner? Son: Some yum yum chops would be nice. See yum, chops, pork, dinner, food..

Rectumate

1. Cumming in a womans arse. Like impregnate, but no-one gets knocked up. I'm going to rectumate her. See buggersplash, anal, balloo..

Zebob

1. One of those little plastic sharks on the end of a pole with a closing and opening mouth. Quit biting my eye with that Zebob..

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