Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

Fatty Paige

1. A Fatty Paige is a girl who is usually at least 30 lbs or more overweight who thinks she is a sex object. She wears half shirts, low cut..

Fios

1. What ElusiveBooger can walk to, but can't have, yet.... >:) (supa high speed internet) I want Fios and only Keller gets it!!!!..

Boom Boom Kids

1. punk ass kids that drive aroung with the bass kicking because they need to make up for having a small penis. I wanna kill the boom boom..

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