Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

Hlbd

1. H.appy L.ate B.irthday Alex:Oh, im forgetting something.. Hmm. i Wonder What it is. Ned: uh, is it my birthday? Alex: Ohhh! hlbd! Se..

Drogfugadoon

1. person who resembles both a hobbit and a dog and is a pain in the ass. Billy is a drogfugadoon...

Meat-balling

1. Having sex while one's genitals (balls and shaft) are filthy dirty. My girlfriend can't stand meat-balling; she even makes me..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Splunkion Edit Meaning