Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

Chizawl

1. Bristolian slang for "Thank You Very Much". With the famous pronounciation of the Bristolian 'L' (awl) at the end,..

...or Suffer The Sexually-transmitted Consequences

1. A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabaggingof the rec..

W.t.h.a.y.r.t.

1. Why The Hell Are You Reading This?..

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