Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

Zipper Blasting

1. An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes rema..

Elpimpahoe

1. ill pimp a hoe next week elpimpahoe See jesse..

Ding Dong Bang Bang

1. a new war tactic. not quite guerrila warfare but close. consists of british soldiers ringing dominos pizza. two rIRA men will come disgu..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Splunkion Edit Meaning