Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

W00tw00t

1. Statement made by a g33kwho is really excited or thrilled. So thrilled that one w00t simply isn't enough. Uber w00tw00t! See w00t..

Ass Lag

1. when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started..

Quelch

1. Wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. Can be performed with a finger or bread, etc. "Stop quelching,..

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