Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

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