Splunkion

What is Splunkion?

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

See masterbate, sex, waste, volume, year

W.w.

1. Ebonics version of the World Wide Web Visit our dope website at W.W.illiterate! See internet, ignorant, computers, www, world wide web..

'mellow Melons

1. Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids..

Noicce

1. Epitome of NICE or sweet balls. Mark and Evan scream "NOICE" when something nice happens. Mark:Hey Evan lets go slurp it up ..

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