What is Splurch?
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When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.
"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"
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Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.
Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!
Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.
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3.
A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.
Yo, let me get that splurch.
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(n) When a penis becomes uncontrollable.
I had instant froogdum. That's how that old lady got pregnant...
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The only male Gerudo in the Legend of Zelda games. He has the Triforce of Power.
Ganondorf is the best Zelda character.
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