What is Splurf?
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Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.
the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.
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The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
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Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”
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Any turd, though usually a variety of diarrhea, that contains visible husks of corn and/or beans.
Originating from the fecal movement ..
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When you see a fine ass girl.
DAAAAIUMN thats fap-o-licious
See sex, fap, 4chan, bitch, anal, whore, lol, cum, death..
