Splurf

What is Splurf?


1.

Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.

the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.

2.

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

See splurf, spew, keyboard, water, funny

3.

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.

“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”

See splurf, smurf, unpleasant, tedious


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