Splurge Monkey

What is Splurge Monkey?


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Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"


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