What is Splutter?
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An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.
Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.
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when you cant quite finish what you are doing or saying, due to an express of air
1)whilst in the middle of a funny joke a burp takes you off course.
2)whilst in serious conversation you cough and end up spitting in the face of your mate.
3)whilst in mid-excreetion, a pocket of air channels out your backside causing splutter on the rim
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The act of recieving a blumkin whilst driving a motor vehicle down the road.
i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.
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The red mark left on the skin of a person who has intentionally participated in intimate acts with a vaccum in lieu of a warm human body..
