What is Splutterage?
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(1) Diarrhea spluttering away in the toilet as it is "excreted". (2) After a night of heavy drinking, puke spluttering around in the toilet while being expelled from the body.
Britney Spears: Why the hell can't I get a guy to put his splutterage (definition 1) on my face while making love? I mean, I'm still sexy right?
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A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.
Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room ..
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Weird... but still funny
Tries to tick people off... but still funny...EVEN HIS FACE IS FUNNY... lol jk
if he tried to be nice once in..