Spock

What is Spock?


1.

A way of referring to a highly intelligent and calm person. Usually a compliment.

"Wow, that guy is a real Spock, I thought he'd never be able to finish that code in time."

2.

A wack nigga with mad flava. And ears like a tropical elf.

I got a glock, wit my man Spock...

See spock, glock, clock, rock

3.

One logical, badass mutha fucka. Capable of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

Spock: Live long and prosper bitch.

See star trek, cool, logical, badass, vulcan

4.

The hottest vulcan on the planet. First mate on the U.S.S. Enterprise. The way his ears and eyebrows are pointed turn on many women. Also his hair cut and insane wit is very attractive to many women.

Spock is also Jewish.

"Omg! Spock!"

See star trek

5.

A vulcan who is half human. He is super logical and that turns some people on like the girl on the planet with all those drugs. He is bffs with Kirk. He always says facinating and illogical

"facinating" says spock after something cool hppens.

"Illogical" he says that allot too

See star trek, vulcan, kirk, nerve

6.

v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.

Usage:

1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."

3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."

See atilla

7.

Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"

"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"

See Dan


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