Spock Shock

What is Spock Shock?


1.

A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. After proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the anus. With a succusfull "spock shock", you should open of new world of pleasure for your mate, allowing her to live long... and prosper.

Judith: When Curt V. gives me the Spock Shock I GO INSANE with pleasure!

Dusty: Me too!

See Ralph Macchio

2.

A nickname for the Vulcan nerve pinch, a technique used to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching a pressure point at the base of the victim’s neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb.

Guard: What the hell are you doing?

Lone Starr: Uh… a Spock Shock?

Guard: No, no, stupid. You’ve got it much too high. It’s down here where the shoulder meets the neck.

Lone Starr: Like this?

Guard: Yeah! (faints)

See vulcan, nerve, pinch, spock, shock

3.

The act of shocking see shockera girl with the fingers in such a position that your fingers resemble spock from star trek, remember live long and prosperous


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