Spocker

What is Spocker?


1.

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

See the shocker, star trek, Bootface

2.

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.

"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

3.

Another variation of the popular shocker move. Instead, your four fingers are split in the middle, to create the famous Romulan symbol.

One could use the phrases "Two in the goo, two in the poo.", "Two in the clit, two in the shit." and "Two in the pink, two in the stink." to describe this action.

Yo, Tyrone, I straight-up spocked mah bitch last night!

Sometimes when I'm boning my lady, I pretend I'm Captain Kirk and give her the Spocker.

See Adam

4.

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.

5.

v. To put two in the pink and two in the stink, then shout 'Live long and prosper.' Based on the traditional split fingered Vulcan greeting used as a variation of the shocker.

That little Star Trek bitch, her ass so loose one finger won't do, so I gave her the Spocker.

See penetration, anal, vaginal, star trek

6.

1. The act of inserting the index plus the middle finger in a woman's vagina while inserting the ring finger and the pinky in her anus.

2. The fourth term in a five term foreplay saying: teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, showstopper. usually expressed with hand gestures.

I totally tried to spocker (spock her)last night and I didn't get slapped.

See finger, shocker, cranny, punanny

7.

Very similar to the shocker, but using the two in the pink two in the stink method derived from the hand signal Mr. Spock gave on Star Trek.

Only to be used with caution after the shocker has been previously applied.

"That girl was lovin da shocker so much that I had to one up it and gave her the spocker!"


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