Spoff

What is Spoff?


1.

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitchwith the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

2.

noun - ejaculate

She makes me want to cough my spoff.

3.

Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.

kid one - what did you get?

kid two - 9 out o 10, you?

kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')

See swat, boffin, nerd, freak, emoscum

4.

One giant step above poser

god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...

See poser, wigger, kool aid

5.

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.

Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!


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