What is Spokompton?
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Slang term for Spokane, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Refers to the neighborhood of
You grew up in Spokompton? I'm sorry.
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A slang term for the city of Spokane, Washington, the largest city in Eastern Washington. A great place to raise kids, but beyond that a place of limited opportunity, the younger generations have come to call this city "Spokompton" as a way to verbalize their feelings of the city's inadequecy in providing enough entertainment or opportunity. Most Spokanites either end up moving to Seattle or living the middle class life Spokane was made for.
"Spokompton... where some of your dreams MIGHT come true... and the rest can only come true if they're about a mullet or meth."
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A slang term for the city of Spokane, Washington, the largest city in Eastern Washington. A great place to raise kids, but beyond that a place of limited opportunity, the younger generations have come to call this city "Spokompton" as a way to verbalize their feelings of the city's inadequecy in providing enough entertainment or opportunity. Most Spokanites either end up moving to Seattle or living the middle class life Spokane was made for.
"Spokompton... where some of your dreams MIGHT come true... and the rest can only come true if they're about a mullet or meth."
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Largest city on the east side of Washington state, formally known as "Spokane." This stagnant city refuses to grow up, as can be immediately seen by surveying its "downtown", the city's overall continuing lack of progress and its inhabitants, be they mullet bearing white trash, their counterpart wiggers from around the way or the "Coog" fans from the nearby "city" of Pullman, where the nearest state college was wisely located in the middle of grain fields, nowhere near the "City" of Spokane.
I recently had to spend a week in Spokompton, by the third day I thought I was going to slit my throat. I haven't had to go back there for years, amazingly - nothing has changed. Still nothing to do - I got some burgers from Dicks, I saw a Coog fan get into a fight with a wigger, and then got challenged to a street race by some dude in a mullet driving an Iroc Z28. I've set my new time limit in Loserville at 3 days maximum.
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a terminology used by grandiose-stoned 20somethings in the fair city of spokane washington used as a device to euphemize themselves into believing that they have what it takes to survive for 10 minutes in the heat of a REAL ghetto, thanks to some quasi-white trash denizen who happen to comprise most of the town, however i think that it's really the herb talking here: these kids think that they're some real fuckin hood like whats they know about a highrise project and the art of coppin blows and screamin ay0 from it while the cops are already outside?!
"y0 poor, outsda way, i'z from da spokompton y000 i aint play like that, nickuh!!"
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Spokane,WA mixed with Compton. This is becuase of how alot of spokane is like Compton. The hood. The Ghetto. Only a small portion of spokane is nice, mostly the north side. There are to many murders,rapes,and drug busts there. Especially the infamouse area of Hilliyard.
I hate living in Spokompton, its garbage
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A city that may fool you when just passing through cus eaven the people in the upper lower class areas act like they have it like the people on the east side of town where you lock your car doors and dont stop at stop signs cus the gangsters / crackheads when thers no gangsters around at the moment will snatch you right out of your car and eaven if you give up your car willingly they will kill you just for the fun of it then drive your car around the corner to the russins chop shop (cus thers one on every block).
Damn i just want to smoke somebody right now, hay thers a guy in that car stoped at the stop sign, pop pop, huuummm we might as well take his car to the russins so we can get some money and make a run down to hai's mini market and get some smokes some 40's some new straps and some crack for our hoes to sell for us on sprague and other various streets in spokompton.
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