Spondging

What is Spondging?

The foreplay act of artfully sodomising one another with your toes either by the sit on it technique or goal kick gone wrong manouver.

"His toes were huge! It was a bit of a squeeze but he gave me a right good spondging!"

See foreplay, toes, arse, sodomy, spindging

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