Spondulick Edit Meaning

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

1. A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't,..

1. A person named Zach that has a tendency to behave foolishly, thus making him a jackass. Mariah: Remember Zach from online? Alex: Oh, y..