Spong Edit Meaning

1.

A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies

"Craig u retard, ur such a spong!!!"

"All u do all say long is spong around"

See mong, spastic, retard, chemo, idiot

2.

A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipperlighter that you can take out or matches.

have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccyeverywhere

See pokey, clipper, spliff, joint, rolling

3.

Like sponge, but much funnier. Listen to how funny it sounds!

Mmmm, look at that spong. Don't you mean sponge? No, SPONG. It's much funnier, see.

See sponge, cake, spongey, squidgy

4.

Spong is a surfing term referring to conditions where the surf is really good and breaking really nicely. A combination of both sporty and strong. Often used as a complimentary reference to a difficult or fearless manoeuvre or simply as an acknowledgement of status.

"Check it out there, it's spong man!"

or

"That is one spong stick"

or

"Check her man, that is a spong rack she's bustin'"

See gnarly, extreme, firing, heavy, pumping, bluetube

5.

A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.

"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."

"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"

See spongy, spacker, spack, mong, spaz

6.

A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.

He got stoned and completey sponged.

Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*

He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"

you're such a spong sometimes

7.

Noun; Adj.1. Word used to describe a person that is slow, moronic, or just plain dumb. 2.A meaningless word that can be used in place of any object.

1.Nameless Girl 1: OMG I think Bono is SO cute!!!

Nameless Girl 2: Ew! You think he's cute he's such a spong!

2.Teenager 1: *pulls out a random object and waves it around like an idiot* You like it don't you!! I know you like my spong!

Teenager 2: *steps away from Teenager 1 slowly* Riight...I have to go now...*leaves*