What is Sponge?
1.
a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket
yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some
munter withDSL wants me to give her ahot beef injection
2.
if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.
comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.
WTF he's a fucking sponge!
3.
1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
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4.
Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.
"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."
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5.
A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.
Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.
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6.
A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.
Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?
Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.
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7.
A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.
She had a reet fine sponge on her.
All she did was nag, nag, nag, so I kicked her in the sponge.
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