Sponge Monkey Edit Meaning

1.

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

2.

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

3.

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

See dpo

4.

A small creature that evolves from a used feminine hygiene pad.

"You should clean your bathroom because there are sponge monkeys everywhere. You dirty slut."

5.

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

See Chicken

6.

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

See matt

7.

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

See fat, die, flatline, sex, aja