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When you sneak up on someone sleeping on a flight, and masturbate in his/her hair.
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A group of asian tourists blocking the entire pathway.
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The Ultimate Cheese Curl occurs when a male leaves himself open from the rear.... The curler grasps the curly's scrotal area in bet..