Spongebob Syndrome

What is Spongebob Syndrome?

the square feeling of your butt after you've been sitting in the same position for far too long.

Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"

Kristina: "What's that?"

Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."

See square, butt, flat, sitting, feeling

Ass Splash

1. when one shits so forcefully that water spashes up on their buttocks. I shit so hard last night that I got ass splash! See ass, splash..

Quaffaw

1. Hard flick of the Scrotal sack, intended to inflict pain on the subject "Ah, I just got quaffawed" See ball, sack, flick, hu..

Queedle

1. Balancing on only on the front/back two legs of a chair If you queedle on that chair you will break it. See rock, sit, chair, seat 2...

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