Spongeboob

What is Spongeboob?


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1:)An idiot. A boob,but who happens to be a fan of the Spongebob Squarepants show.

2:)The perfect breast. Not too big, not too small, not enhanced, glistening slightly with rivulets of water clinging to the surface and nipple. Sponge-like but brilliant. Like a mix betwixt Milla Jovovich's (Pre Preg) and those of Katy Perry.

Bernard: Yo, Mike, you see Spongeboob?

Mike: What? The cartoon?

Bernard: No, the hottie over there, working in that garage on that Subaru.

Mike: What? Where?

Bernard: The one over there cranking that jack now.

Mike: Where man?

Bernard: Fucking THERE! The one whose just spilled all that fucking Castrol GTX on her overalls. Look, she's the one taking off her over...alls.

Mike: We looking at the same garage?

Bernard: Hmm? She's rubbing it off.

Mike: Ooooh, the girl in the RED cap! I see her now. Hey, that's not Cas...trol...thats...Wigwam..qual...this is sweet. (They high-ten, chest bounce then return to perving.)

See babe, spongebob, squarepants, sexy


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