Spontainiously Combust Edit Meaning

1. n. a penis that is signficantly shrunken due to exposure to cold air temperatures or cold water. "Holy moly! I can't get out..

1. Being followed by the cops or having a copy driving behind you. Oh crap, I'm being pigtailed. See cops, pigs, tail, car, fuzz..

1. Its when a man sicks a broom in his anus and pretends he is a witch. Hey man, your friend was doing a cray coffee roll last night. See..