Spontaneous Bidet

What is Spontaneous Bidet?


1.

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.

As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.

person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

See bidet, splashback, series of unfortunate events


5

Random Words:

1. A man of the 21st century, popularly known on sites such as TacoNBanana and Shhroleplay Goes by the name "Zing" now. Don&apos..
1. freestyle battle rapper from philladelphia who is most known for gettin snuffed by his opponent mathin the middle of their battle on a s..
1. something not user friendly, that does not have userfriendlyness, can often be used to describe crapily designed web pages "I had ..