What is Spontaneous Combustion?
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Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.
Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.
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While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sl..
