What is Spontaneous Masturbation?
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Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.
Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.
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Random Words:
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A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.
What, you won't give me my ..
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Not to be confused with fantagical.
Person 1: "I'm feeling fantagical today!"
Person 2: "Vantagical? What the hell..