What is Spontaneous Masturbation?
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Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.
Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.
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When you spend hours upoun hour sitting infront of myspace refreshing constently just to get a reply from your crush.
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a famous singer/songwriter in the north eastern part of the united states and briefly throughout south florida in the early 90's.
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the firing of one's lazer
"imma chargin mah lazer"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER. SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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