What is Spontarded?
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Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
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Random Words:
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The act of simulating sex to the point of orgasm through humping motions while clothes remain on.
I had to resort to guinea piggin&apos..
