What is Spontarded?
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Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
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Random Words:
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cornhole buccaneer, closely related to the ass pirate but much more cavalier.
that ass pirate is dressed so nicely i wouild think he is..