What is Spontarded?
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Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
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When someone has been "muff diving"
Oh my clapton! you've been a bad boy, you've got queefy teeth!
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Made to seem less awkward or rude, or to seem politically correctby changing terminology. Frequently amounts to outright lying.
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mix together 2 oz. of beer, a shot of tequila, a splash of Tabasco, and a spoonful of guacamole in a whiskey glass. Shoot it in one gul..
