What is Spontarded?
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Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
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Another description for testicles.
Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham..
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When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and then the guy blows his load so that it comes out her nose.
"Dude, I was gettin' he..
