What is Spont-on?
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An Unwanted Erection, purely for the annoyance and anguish of the embarrassed owner.
Commonly shortened to "spont","sponty" or "sponer" (spow-nerr)
"Goeffrey, it has come to my attention that throughout this entire car journey you have been wielding a Spont-On worthy of documentation"
"Oh Isiah, what an embarrassment. I do implore you forgive me my good friend"
"You are forgiven, now enjoy it while it lasts, my friend"
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(Equivalent to the girl word "Orgasmic")
Something that makes you feel as good or better than when you have an Erection.
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Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor..
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Used to refer to the horrible dreadlocks of white college kids. See also trustafarian.
Townie #1: Check out that guy with the cat poop ..
