Spoof Merchant

What is Spoof Merchant?


1.

A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.

"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"

See chav, rude boy, thief, con artist, mugger


89

Random Words:

1. Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off Tony's popping a jizz gernade See jacking off, whippin..
1. 1. (n) A limp penis. 2. (n) When used in conjunction with the phrase "to pull a", the phrase means to do well on a test in wh..
1. an exclaimation to be said with a very loud voice when you realize you have forgotten to do something very important such as: 1) Your V..