Spooge Guards

What is Spooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

Haemorrhoid

1. 1) A person who can't take a hint and leave. 2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction) 3) Any pain in ..

Fixing The Tent

1. To "fool around" or interact with in a sexual way. I heard you two fixing the tent last night. See fooling around, messing a..

Bronitiation

1. Your first experience, or your initiation of broin' it up. I had my bronitiation at the party last night where we listened to Jack..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spooge Guards Edit Meaning