Spooge Guards

What is Spooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

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W00tx0r

1. The most 1337 way to say w00t. <player A> W00t j00 been qwn3d! <player B> W00tx0r -eat my pinapple! <player A> WTF ..

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