Spooge Guards

What is Spooge Guards?

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

See sex, oral sex, blow job, glasses

Kuntz

1. 1. A lady's unwashed, musty smelling, chesse filled pussy. 2. A nasty reddish wart that grows on a man's nut-sack, usually oo..

Oldland

1. a bad ass. with a big dick niki: look at that oldland See old, land, greg, g, oldland..

Nutsackular

1. Of or pertaining to the testicular region of the human male. While playing football, my son accidentally kicked me in the nutsackular a..

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