Spooge Monster Edit Meaning

1. A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato. Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato float..

1. n. a derogatory term (normally targeted at women) used to describe someone's asthetic displeasure. Tom: Have you seen John's ..

1. A mans erect cock usually wet and slippery I watch out my window as little children get off the school bus every day and stroke my rock..