Spoogeasaur

What is Spoogeasaur?


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Scientific name: Sploogeous saurus

Can be found in the Rex variety.

This rare humanoid can be found in a variety of habitats. They are usual rejected by the herd, sometimes they will ask out the females just to hear them reject him. This can go on until the Spoogeasaur has reached 100 rejections. They are generally hungry for some poon-tang on a massive scale and will stalk their prey for months, even years. If you see a Spoogeasaur follow these simple steps: Back away slowly, don't make any sharp movements, and slam it's wang in the door.

"Damn Guzman is such a Spoogeasaur, he was after Erin, but then she slammed his wang in the door. Now he can't feel the power no more!"


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